actually I like that. new series alert! Oscar Award Winning "Shorts"
Physically it is April 7th and I am sitting on my brand new couch writing to you friends. Mentally THOUGH - it is July 21st and I just sat down at my favorite movie theater, the Lower Manhattan Alamo Drafthouse (not #sponsored but it should be!). I’ve escaped the torturous Manhattan in July heat and am basking in the special chill of the movie theater AC. Why is it that the movie theater has such magical Air Conditioning? I digress. I just reclined my seat and in front of me sits a 32 oz fountain Diet Coke. Chilled to perfection by the way of crunchy pebble ice. Next to it sits a gigantic metal bowl of my absolute favorite delicacy. The saltiest, crunchiest, tastiest, of all snacks: Movie Theater Butter Popcorn. Phones are off, the lights go down, and slowly and dramatically we finally beholddddddd -
“Hi Barbie!” “Hi Ken!” *CUE BEACH BOYS* hjdhfjdhgkjdhgk AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJGHDKJG
PHYSICALLY YES I AM WATCHING VANDERPUMP RULES, MENTALLY I’M FINALLY FEASTING MY EYES ON THE CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME - GRETA GERWIG’S BARBIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICYMI: the trailer for the live action Barbie movie starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling and a true PLETHORA of other stars dropped this week. If you haven’t watched yet, please take this minute and forty four seconds to enjoy -
I mean my GOOD GOD. It’s perfect. It will be perfect. I would like to write a love letter to director Greta Gerwig. I will be rocking my Four Men and Greta Gerwig t shirt (referencing the time 4 men and Greta Gerwig were nominated for Best Director and Emma Stone dropped a zinger about it) all around the city for the rest of the year.
2023 is for the MOVIES babes. There are so many excellent films coming out. I am going to see AIR tomorrow and I’ll report back. I keep hearing incredible things!
Since this is a short (I had quite the week OKAY cut me some slack!) I will wrap things up and leave you with an important parting line -
If the RUMOR that KYLIE JENNER is DATING TIMOTHEE CHALAMENT IS TRUE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL END IT. I know that is dramatic and potentially triggering, but I am not exaggerating. THAT will just seal the deal for me. Like I’m donezo, goodbye, nice knowing you. 10x worse than anything I could’ve imagined happening to me :) :) :)
But have a great weekend everyone! I love you all! Come over to enjoy my new couch!
ciao!